Can you tell me something "disgusting" that has happened to you?

After a very beautiful day,in my backyard with my cousins;running,laying down and rolling in the grass,we all went inside.Suddenly everyone started getting this nasty smell.We all checked under our shoes for dog poo but there was nothing.When I turned around to open the balcony door everyone started laughing.Apparently my whole jacket was dog poo!!God!Thinking about it made me smell that smell again!ewww!!