What made you laugh your hardest?

We've all cracked up at one time or another. What do you remember laughing about so hard that you couldn't breathe? Please make your answer detailed if possible & please don't be negative or malicious. I'd say mine was when I watched Porky's for the first time as a kid, I couldn't get off the floor after hearing the 'scetch artist' joke. Let's read yours.

Proof that Jesus didn't exist?

Christians have to believe the whole story, or none of it is true. You'll never convince them because they grasp at straws in order to hang on to their "faith".

Why did he delete ''married'' on his channel?

Most likely u know the truth. Use reverse psychology guys aren't too smart especially cheating ones.

I need help with security?

I have recently downloaded the trial version of malwarebytes,and I am realizing that it is blocking alot of port scanners/malicious IPs from china.This is very annoying,also it is dangerous because the firewall will expire in 14 days(?)because it is the trial version.What can I do?The IPs are incoming,even when I am not browsing the internet

Is it true that Good looking/Attractive people are treated better in life?

I noticed it a lot with my ex-girlfriend. She was French and was so hot and had a perfect little body and flawless skin. But inside she was malicious, stuck up, arrogant, and spared no chance to manipulate people. But because she looked so hot and had that sexy French accent, she got away with anything. People treated her much better than others in public, and she got several of her jobs (Abercrombie & Fitch, Victoria Secret, etc..) automatically just based on her looks.

Just sent the girl I like this text... Is it ok?

its cute, but maybe if you continue to text her all the time then it may annoy her. i only say that because im experiencing that with a guy right now, and im actually going to block his number because its getting to the point where its stalkerish. so good luck, and if she doesnt respond, let it go for a while then text her after a week or 2. But anyway, Merry Christmahannukwanzika!!!

Black screen of death?

Hey people listen. I have this problem today just i started my pc and wtf the icons and taskbar there were nothing. Only my wallpaper. I started my pc with safe mode and networking and began researching this problem. Almost in all of solution you need to open task manager but i couldnt i tried cntrl alt del and no use and cntrl del esc no use. I then downloaded a file called process explorer and opened it. it is like task manager and select new task----> explorer.exe but no use. I dont know what to do. I want to say that this is the kind of problem that the solutions i find (task manager) cant help. Pls pls pls help me. And i am pretty sure that it is because of windows update. yesterday when i shutted down the computer it said wait for installing update and then shutted down (it is normal) but today in the morning i started and ooops. PLs help me. ANd i used system restore but no use. It is windows update problem is there any way to revert updates? or pls tell me your solution help me out